He had triple tools of everything
but he didn’t know how to use any of them.
When we moved in
we changed the locks right away.
I’m just passing a message
Another beer
He hands me two fifties but, I said Mikey you only owe me 70-80 bucks.
Turns out he only owed me 80.
In a drunken stupor I leant him another 20.
At least he’s honest.
You can’t even remember seeing me
I owe you.
I only had the money for an hour anyway
he drank through what he had and borrowed it again
That’s when he pushed me and I fell on my head.
No you fell on your ass
Rolling dice.
Roll the dice
Keno only makes them rich
6 dollars? 6 dollars?
tv: Threat of hen-egg-sized hail tonight
Disregarding the fact that I can positively identify my own beer.
I’m leaving dodge
Step on the gas and go.
When That thing is hot
It goes.
There’s no paper towel in the can
Wipe on your dirty Red sweatshirt
This is the cleanest thing I’ve got.